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“What do you have against peasants, you murderous troll?”
“Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh gods, yes”
“Kneel, slave”
“Yes my master!”
“I wonder why, you only farted on god.”
“Are the zinjas, are the nombies? We’ll never know”
“There’s 37 more of me, asshole!”
“Hide behind the bound of dead bards!”
“There’s a hidden door here!”
“It’s from the trunk”
“You did just explode.”
“Twice actually”
“Super! Can we go to bed now?”
“In a minute, Bardboy!”
“It’s experience points and waffle time!”
Raise Dead on the turkey
Love- Gary
P.S. Buck Futter
“You raised our dinner from the dead!”
“Apparently.”
“My, what fine and rustic architecture. I must examine it more closely!”
“Nodwick, you’re still alive?”
“No wait, I’ll charm him.”
“You have to admit that mandolin is quite persuasive.”
“Go web, go”
“I see no light saber; that would be a copyright infringement. I see a sonic spirit blade”
“Everything’s better with pirates”
“Stupid cat!”
“Your Grace!” *kicks undead turkey*
“I’m gonna die.”
“Yeah you are!”
“See ya”
“He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind, but he who sticks out in darkness is.... FLORESCENT!”
“I.. uhh.. Sorry, Bill.”
“Now I shall rule, as an avatar to our goddess!”
“You have betrayed your vows and your goddess. She will not stand for this blasphemy and neither will I.”
“You could have been a god. I know Mormons that would kill for that!”
“Damnit, we’re gamers! Haven’t you learned anything?”
“That was different but cool! Mostly cool.”
“Waffles?”
“Recognize”
“It’s actually pretty well balanced”
“I’m a dick.”
“Yes”
“Yeah”
“Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh gods, yes”
“Kneel, slave”
“Yes my master!”
“I wonder why, you only farted on god.”
“Are the zinjas, are the nombies? We’ll never know”
“There’s 37 more of me, asshole!”
“Hide behind the bound of dead bards!”
“There’s a hidden door here!”
“It’s from the trunk”
“You did just explode.”
“Twice actually”
“Super! Can we go to bed now?”
“In a minute, Bardboy!”
“It’s experience points and waffle time!”
Raise Dead on the turkey
Love- Gary
P.S. Buck Futter
“You raised our dinner from the dead!”
“Apparently.”
“My, what fine and rustic architecture. I must examine it more closely!”
“Nodwick, you’re still alive?”
“No wait, I’ll charm him.”
“You have to admit that mandolin is quite persuasive.”
“Go web, go”
“I see no light saber; that would be a copyright infringement. I see a sonic spirit blade”
“Everything’s better with pirates”
“Stupid cat!”
“Your Grace!” *kicks undead turkey*
“I’m gonna die.”
“Yeah you are!”
“See ya”
“He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind, but he who sticks out in darkness is.... FLORESCENT!”
“I.. uhh.. Sorry, Bill.”
“Now I shall rule, as an avatar to our goddess!”
“You have betrayed your vows and your goddess. She will not stand for this blasphemy and neither will I.”
“You could have been a god. I know Mormons that would kill for that!”
“Damnit, we’re gamers! Haven’t you learned anything?”
“That was different but cool! Mostly cool.”
“Waffles?”
“Recognize”
“It’s actually pretty well balanced”
“I’m a dick.”
“Yes”
“Yeah”
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